With a broad smile and a few hearty laughs, what could be a better way to ring in the new year? These amusing greetings and hilarious and funny happy new year wishes 2023 are perfect to send to a quirky friend or family member who appreciates a good chuckle. They will eagerly await the arrival of your New Year’s card in the mail and will guffaw in delight at the amusing quips you add within. Make sure to include your own special new year’s greetings in addition to the hilarious happy new year messages 2023.
Here are some humorous happy new year’s greetings 2023 that you may email to loved ones or post on social media to make them smile. I hope these amusing new year’s wishes from 2023 find their way to brighten up such a joyous. Find out more 2023 happy new year’s greetings and messages.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
May this new year bring you more money so that you can buy expensive gifts for me. Happy new year 2023!
May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow!
Funny Happy New Year Wishes 2023 for No-Brain Friends
Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!
A new year with the same old worries and tension. Buckle up, drink some more, and peace out for the rest of the night. Happy New Year 2023.
I wish you more trips, more drinks, more parties, bunk more classes… more than the last year and have new targets to achieve Next Year; Happy New Year 2023 Buddy!
I promise this year too I won’t let you to do stupid things Alone.
To my friends, I wish peace, love and health. Blah, Blah…SCREW THAT. I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto.
One more year to communicate just with FACE EXPRESSIONS.
I wish this Year God help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. Happy New Year You Junkies
